Babies going to chiropractors

Honestly, reading these comments made me black out from sheer stress and anxiety. You have probably seen those sickening videos of babies being flopped around like water balloons snapping them like tiny little glow sticks. Just a quick heads up. There isn't any credible evidence to suggest that manipulating the spine for any reason will improve general health (immune system etc.) or prevent disease. The only really strong, often-cited evidence is for lower back pain.

Jesus christ. The claim that ALL these babies are sustaining physical trauma during childbirth that every single one of these moms continue to state is SERIOUSLY unusual and quite rare rare and I sure as FUCK hope no doctor would refer them to a fuuuuuucking chiropractor if they did sustain any form of trauma! Physical therapist? Physiotherapist? IDK?! If a doctor said your baby's broken we're referring you to a chiro I'd kick them through a dry wall no quack ever gonna snap my baby like a kit-kat! Could you imagine a chiro fixing a babies broken clavicle?!?! Not to mention the countless comments of these women claiming their children ONLY see a chiropractor as their primary health care provider... THE ACTUAL FUCK? Their benefits do NOT extend beyond joint pains and lower back pain. Any chiropractor who claims otherwise is either a charlatan or a lunatic.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cos' they can't change anything! Also DON'T come for me chiropractors or I'll step on a crack and break ya' moms back?

...That you won't be able to fix unless it's the lower back. HA!